Riwaj

Wo aaj krta hai nazar-andaz to bura na maan Ae Dil

Toot kr chahne walon ko rulana riwaaj hai is dunya ka

Kash-makash

Uljha Rahi Hai Mujh Ko,

Yehi Kash Makash Musalsal

Wo Aa Basa Hai Mujh Mei..

Ya Mai Us Mei Kho Gai Hoon..!!

Ada?

Na Hussn Py Behekty Hain,

Na Jism Ka Nasha Karty Hain

Yeh To Mery Yaar Ko Bhi Nahi Maloom

Hum Uski Kis Ada Pe Marte Hain….!

Dunya Baant Lo

Chalo Aisa Karte hain yeh Duniya Baant Lete Hain

Tum Mere Ho Jao Baaqi Sab Tumhara

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Radio & Akhbar (Newspaper)

Pthan se kisi ne pucha: Radio or Akhbar me kya farq hy?
Pthan (Boht sochny k baad)

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Dekho yara

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bat ye hy k
“Radio me ap Rotiyan to nhi Lpait sakty na?

Black Bulb

Pathan to dukandar:give me black bulb!

Dukandar what is black bulb?

Pathan:ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai to hum roshni wala bulb istamal kartay hain, mujhe ab andhere wala bulb chahiye takay sabah mein sunay ke liye andhera kar sakoon

Ja oye Newton

Pathan is greater than Newton

Newton : When we throw a ball in the air, why does it come down?? . . . . . .

Pathan : there is nobody in the air to catch it.

hahahhaha

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Pathan ka Kamyab Interview

Pathan went 4 interview

Afsar:Tell me opposit of the day. Pathan:Night
Afsar:Cool Pathan:Hot
Afsar:Ugly Pathan: pichli
Afsar:I said UGLY Pathan:I said PICHLI
Afsar: oh my God Pathan: oh my devil
Afsar:Get out Pathan:Come in
Afsar:U r rejected Pathan:I am selected!
Afsar: keep quite. Pathan: speak tight.
Afsar: go to hell. Pathan: come to jannat.
Afsar: nikal jao jahil kahe k. Pathan: andar ao laik yahe k.
Afsar: police ko bulao. Pathan: Foj ko bagaon.
Afsar: uffff Pathan: Tuffff.
Afsar office se bhagte hue bhago Pathan: Pakro

hahahhaha

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Bichari Machli

PHATAN GHALTI SY SAMANDER ME GIR GIA .
DHOBTE DHOBTE US K HATH ME MACHLI AA GAI.
USAY PAKER KER BAHIR PHENKA OR KAHA
JAO TUM TU APNA JAAN BACHAO …
HAMARA ALLAH MALIK HAI.

Raja aur Mirasi

Pathan Mirasi Se Tum Raja Ho

Mirasi: Ni me mirasi hun

Pathan ne phr pucha: Tum Raja h0

Mirasi: Nhi me mirasi hun yr mirasi

Pathan: tum raja h0 na?

Mirasi: ni ma mirasi hun samj ni a ri tujhy..?

pathan: sach sach bata tu raja hi h na?

Mirasi: ni ni ma mirasi hun.

Pathan: Ni Tum Raja h0.

Mirasi ghuse se: han han me Raja hi hun.

Pathan: Shakal se t0 mirasi lagtay h0.

Kutay K Bacha

1 Pathan Nae Gali K Konay Mein Kachra Phaink Diya.

Thorri Dair Baad Ghoom Phir Ker Gali Mein Aaya Tou,

Mohalle Walay Apas Mein Larr Rahay Thay,

K Kachra Kis Nae Phainka.

1 Shakhs Nae Gusay Sae Kaha:

Phainka Hoga Kisi Kutay K Bachay Nae.

Pathan Side Mein Ja K Hansa aur Kaha:

Kachra Maine Phainka aur

Naam Kutay K Bachay Ka Aa Gaya.

1 Crore ka Inaam

Pathan Ne 30 Rupees Ki Lotry Li

1 Crore Ka Inaam Nikla

Tax Kat Kar 90 Lac Mile,

Pathan Bola,

Hum Ko Poora Pesa Chahye

Wrna Hamara 30 Rupya Wapis Karo

Aina (Mirror)

Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai
beautiful beautiful?
aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
? aprilfool, aprilfool ?

I love everybody

I love everybody.

Some i love to around,

Some i love to avoid, 

and others i love to punch 

in the face

Definition

Definition of the most handsome man
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Is 0ne wh0 will marry me

Nice perfume

Smart answer by a female.
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On a flight, a guy asked
a beautiful lady sitting next to him.
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‘Nice perfume…..which one is it?
I want to gift it to my wife..
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Lady
‘Don’t give her..
some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..:p:p

Happy birthday my best friend!

From your childhood to now you
spend your time with your friends,
parent and family members and
included mine.
So today i think is the best
day to say you thank you for
the time spend with me.
Umm you have now your own
family as well and
of course you enjoy
your birthday with your family.
Happy birthday my best friend!

May this birthday be different

May this birthday be different
from the rest of your
birthdays in every good way.
May all your fantasies come true.
Have a lovely birthday..!!

Most Loveable

Happy Birthday to the
Most Lovable and Adorable
star on this planet.

May your birthday bring you
good luck to last for the whole year.

Happy birthday to you..!!