20 rupey bhi bacha leye.

Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.

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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha

Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!

Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho?

Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai.

Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata.

Pathan Bola:

O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yehe kehta hai

TERI BHABI SE !!

Pathan Apna Mobile Qabristan Men Dfna Rha Tha.

1 Pathan Apna Mobile Qabristan Men Dfna Rha Tha.
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Maine Poocha: Ye Kya Kr Rhe Ho?
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Pathan: Yaara Dukan Wale Ne Kha He K Mobile DEAD Ho Gya Hai.

Ghusal k Kitny Faraaiz Hain?

Molvi, pathan Se: Ghusal k Kitny Faraaiz Hain??

Pathan: Fraaiz kiya hota hei?

Molvi: Jin k bagher ghusal mukammal nai hota.

Pathan, sochny k bad bola, 4

Molvi: Shabaash

Kon Kon Sy ??
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Pathan: TAAP, DaBa, Sabun ty Toliya..!

hahahha

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Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha

1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata.

hahahhahaha

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Pathan Namaz parh raha tha.

1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
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To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
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Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke hum ne Haj bhi kia hai.

hahahahha

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Hum Kya Pagal Hun?

Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..
Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.
or 2sari boli ni Aaj Mondy Hay.
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PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola
hum kya Pagal Hun.
Jo Juma parh k Aya Hun?

Koun aksar yaad aata hai?

Wo boli “Koun aksar yaad aata hai udaasi main?

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” Main bola “Kuch puraane raaste, bachpan, aur Ik Larki.”

What is Mohabbat (Mohabbat Kya hai)?

Nice Comments
For ” LOVE ”

Mohabat Aankh
Se Nahi DiL Se Dekhti Hai (Shakspear)

Jo Bar Bar
Mohabat Krte Hain
Wo Mohabat Krna Nahi Janty
(Ghalib)

Mohabat Wo Kheel Hai Jis Main Aqal Haar Jati Hai
(Hitler)

DiL Ki Hazar
Aankhen Hoti Hain
Magar Wo Mehboob
K Aib Ko Nahi Dekh Sakti
(BULLEY SHAH)

Maana k hm izhaar nhi krtey

“Maana k hm izhaar nhi krtey”

“Matlab ye nhi k Aap ka khyaal nhi krtey”

“Udaasi main “BEET” jaata hy wo din”
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“Jis din hm Aapko “YAAD” nhi krtey..”

Ishq zinda

Ishq zinda bhi chorr deta hai.

Tum ko apni misaal dety hain..

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Kahan ka Ishq?

Kahan ka Ishq??
Kahan ki wafa??
Kahan ki Muhabat..??
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Wo Log bhi Guzar Gaye
Aur wo Daorr bhi Guzar Gaya ….!!!

Qayamat Tha Wo Shasks..

Pyar Tha, Muhabbat Thi, Ishq Tha, Adaa Thi !!!
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Ager Wafa Bhi Hoti Tu Qayamat Tha Wo Shasks..

Be los wafaein koi ham sy sekhay

Piyas aisi k pee jaon samundar Lakin,
Naseeb aisa k mayasar zehar bhi nahi,
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Be los wafaein koi ham sy sekhay.
jisy toot k chaha usy khaber bhi nahi.

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Khwaab Main

Khwaab Main Woh Nazar Aayein

Tu Phir Ankhein Na Khulein

Main Ny Muddat Sey..

Yeh Mansooba Bana Rakhaa Hy…!!

Koi To Baat Hai

Koi To Baat Hai Aakhir Meri Mehmaan-Nawazi Me

K Gham Ek Baar Aatay Hain To Phir Wapis Nahi Jaatay

Us Shakhs Se Faqt

Us Shakhs Se Faqt Itna Sa Talluq Hai Hamara,

WOh Pareshan Ho tO Humein Neend Nahi Aaati.

Muhabat mar nahi sakti..

Agr hum hasrton ki Qaber me dafan ho jain.

To kutbon p likh dena muhabat…






mar nahi sakti..

TUM UDAS NA HONA.

Zindagi ki Rahon mein

Oonch neech hoti hay,

Faaslay bhi bharty hain

Chahatain bhi lut ti hain

Rait kay toofano mein

…Siskiyan bhi rulti hain

Ye bhi ain mumkin hay

Aj hum ikatthy hain

Kal ko sath ho na hon

chahay kuch bhi ho jaye

Hoslon ko na khona

Bay waja bhi na rona

BAS !

TUM UDAS NA HONA..!!

Apnay hee thay

Apnay hee thay jo ker gyay waar meray tann per

Ghairronn k baazuoon main kahan zorr qaatlana..

Meri Taqdeer To Dekho

Bichhar Kaar Tujh Se Zinda Hun Meri Taqdeer To Dekho…

Kabhi Aa Kaar Mere Halaat Ki Tasveer To Dekho…

Mujhe Mehfil MeIn Dekha To Kaha Usne Raqeebo n Se…

Mera Aashiq Mera Paagal Mera Dilgeer To Dekho…

Teri Tasveer K Peechay HaIn Jalway BeWafai K…

Ulat Kaar Tum Zaara Apni Kabhi Tasveer To Dekho…

De Kaar Piyar Ki Daulat Khareeday Khoon K Aansu…

Mili Jo Ishq MeIn Hum Ko Zaara Jaageer To Dekho…

Likha Haai Naam MoHsIn Ka Shararat Haai Raqeebon Ki…

Ye Khaat Mera Nahe Haai Jana Zara Tehreer To Dekho.

Hamesha Sath Rehne Ki

Hamesha Sath Rehne Ki
Adat Kuch Nahi Hoti…..
Jo Lamhey Mil jayein Jee Lo,
Riyazat Kuch Nahi Hoti…..

Jise Mehromiyan Mili Hon,
Wohi Jan Sakta Hai…..
Zubani Hosla, Jhooti Murawwat,
Kuch Nahi Hoti….

Kai Rishton Ko Jab Parkha,
Natija Ek Hi Nikla….
Zarorat Hi Sab Kuch Hai….
Mohabbat Kuch Nahi Hoti…..

Kisi Ne Chor Ke Jana Ho
Tu Phir Chor Hi Jata Hai…..
Bicharna Ho To Sadiyon Ki
Rafaqat Kuch Nahi Hoti,….

Ta’alluq Toot Jaye T0
Safeeney Doob Jate Hain…..
Ye Sab Kehne Ki Batain Hain,
Haqeeqt Kuch Nahi Hoti….!

Nisbat Nahi Rahi

Wo Silsile Wo Shoq Wo Nisbat Nahi Rahi

Ab Zindagi Main Hijr Ki Wehshat Nahi Rahi

Toota Hai Jab Se Uski Maseehai Ka Talism

Dil Ko Kisi Maseeha Ki Haajat Nahi Rahi

Phir Yoon Howa Ke Koi Shanasa Nahi Raha

Phir Yoon Howake Dard Main Shiddat Nahi Rahi

Phir Yoon Howa Ke Ho Gaya Masroof Wo Bohat

Aur Hamein Yaad Karne Ki Fursat Nahi Rahi

Ab Kia Kisi Ko Chahein Ke Hum Ko To

In Dinoun Khud Apne Aap Se Bhi Mohabbat Nahi Rahi

Meri Dosti se tum wafa karna

Meri Dosti se tum wafa karna

Mujhe dil se na tum juda karna

Meri har sans me bus jao tum

Khushbo ban kar tum mila karna

Bhula don teri Dosti me duniya

Phir tum bhi apni Dosti ki intaha karna

Zindagi ki har khushi ka tum sahara ho

Tum ko mumkin nahi dil se juda karna…!

Dukandar ek aurat ko kapre dikha dikha k thak gaya.

Dukandar ek aurat ko kapre dikha dikha k thak gaya
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akhir bola, mujhe afsos hai apko koi kapra pasand nahi aaya
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Aurat: Koi baat nahi mai to wese bhi sabzi lene aayi thi :P:P

Sheikh 8th manzil se niche gira.

Sheikh 8th manzil se niche gira.

Girte huwe kitchen ki window k pas pohncha

to apni BV ko dekh kr chiLaya:
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Shagufta meri ROTI na Pakaeen.!

Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi.

Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi.

Rasty main larkay chairty hain
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DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon, Mujhe to koi nahi chairta

Sheikh: Pent di SiLai Kini a?

Sheikh: Pent di SiLai Kini a?

TaiLor: 300 Rupay

Sheikh: Te Nikkr di

TaiLor: Rs 100

Sheikh: Nikkr e C De, Lambai Pairan Tk Rkhi, Namaz v Parhni Hondi a.

Pathan ki wife

Pathan ki wife ;

aj muje koi esi bat kaho k muje khushi b ho or gusa b aye. . . ? ? ?

Pathan ;

Tm meri Zindgi ho0. . . . .
B.v ;

or , or kuch. . . .

Pathan ;

0r lanat hy esi Zindgi par. . .

Wo kon sa Waqt ho ga

Wo kon sa Waqt ho ga
Jab bahi behn ka nahi,
Maan beti ki nahi,
Baap baty ka nahi..

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Pathan: Aftari ka waqt.. :-)

Difference between Friend & Wife

Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
"U r my Best Wife?" ;P

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Dil jorna
Koi hum se skhe

Hazaroon Bachiyan Aisi K Har Bachi Pe Dam Niklay

Hazaroon Bachiyan Aisi K Har Bachi Pe Dam Niklay. . .
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Par Jis Bachi Pe Dam Niklay Woe Ghar Se Kam Niklay ;-)
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!!>

Boy:-Sweetie,Lets play a game

Boy:-Sweetie,Lets play a game...

Girl:-What game?

Boy:-Anything but not hide n seek

Girl:-Why?
Boy:-Bcoz a girl like you is impossible to find...:)

Grls ki ek smile boys ko confuse krdeti hai

Grls ki ek smile boys ko confuse krdeti hai,
Sala pura din smj nhi ata k,

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Hans k dekh rhi hai,
Ya
Dekh k hans rhi hai.

Many times i have disturbed U

Many times i have..
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disturbed U,
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troubled U,
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fooled U,
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irritated U,
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Today i just want to say 4 words......
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kuch
bigaad
nahin
paogee??
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/█\....♥

Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par

Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par
Aagaye Hain Badal,

Wah wah wah..

Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par
Aagaye Hain Badal,
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Ye Message Faltoo Hai, Mat Parho Pagal!=P:)

Aqwal-e-Hussain (R.A)

HAZRAT IMAM HUSSAIN (R,A) Agar Jisam MOUT K Liye Banaya Gaya Hai,

Tou Phir SHAHADAT Iska Behtereen Istemal Hai..